Christie {Remastered}

Remember back in April when I did a photo shoot of my sister, Christine? Well, I finally got around to post-processing my favorite images. I needed to step back from the images for a while because I was biased. For one, it was the first real photo shoot I did with my current camera and I was stunned by the results. Second, she is my sister so I didn’t feel she needed any retouching because she is so beautiful. I went back after a few months because I realized that I could in fact make the images look even better and there is no one on this planet that cannot benefit from even a tiny bit of retouching, even Christie.

Her eyes just pop, don’t they?

Battle of the Minds (Cincinnati Trip Part II)

Despite the fact that our hotel was amazing, we did not spend much time there. We were having too much fun with our family at their home in Cleves. There are two things you can count on when visiting Bill, Cathy and the kids: laughing too hard and eating too much. Cathy is such a good cook and she makes sure no one leaves hungry. Some of the highlights were Skyline chili-spaghetti, pineapple upside down cake, fluffy eggs and bacon… and of course delivery pizza, because their local pizzeria is so good.

One night we teamed up for a game of Trivial Pursuit. I was on a team with Eric’s dad, Christie was with Grandma, and Aunt Cathy, Joe and Eric all played on a third team. Neal and I couldn’t seem to catch a break for most of the game. We got all the hard questions. No really, we did. Christie and Grandma had just about every question covered between them. Rarely was there a question they did not know. Eric’s team had a slow start, but ended up getting quite a few good runs and when we called the game before it was finished, they were the winners. It was just going on for too long. Who knew Trivial Pursuit Jr. could be so hard…

Cincin Recap (Part I)

Eric and I have a lot of similar history. We hung out in the same towns as teens and probably crossed paths a few times before we finally met at 20 and 21. (I’m the “older” woman.) Both of our dads are from the great state of Ohio. Mine hails from Toledo and his grew up in Cincinnati. Our moms are both from Wisconsin. We have a lot of other things in common, too. For example, we’re both really really good looking. Really.

Anyway… for the past few summers, we’ve all (meaning me, Eric, and his entire immediate family) drove down across to the land of the buckeyes to visit my in-laws: more specifically my father-in-law’s siblings and mom. We usually all pile into their family van, but each year it’s gotten a little tighter as my family Micah requires more and more supplies. This year, however, we had plenty of space. Eric’s brother had to work and his mom elected not to come since she won’t go without bringing her beloved German Shepherd. No offense to Molly, but she is a big pain in the butt. She sheds all over the car and can’t leave her mommy’s side. We wouldn’t have been able to leave her in the car because it was so hot outside, so it would have been hard to go anywhere. She looks like a German Shepherd, but she acts like a little princess puppy.

She’s also got a naughty streak in her. Her nickname is “stinky.” One time, “it” (another nickname) ate Christie’s sub while she was in the bathroom and we’ve never let her down for it. So yes, Molly is a special dog, which means, it was a good thing she didn’t come. Unfortunately that meant Eric’s mom couldn’t come either.

The upside to not bringing Princess Molly was that we didn’t have to stay in a Motel 6 (the only inexpensive hotel that will let you bring in your pooch.) I have nothing against Motel 6. I hate Motel 6! The last time we stayed at one, I sat on the toilet to pee (big mistake) and when I got up the seat started to come with me. It was really sticky. While we were there, these little children kept knocking on our door to beg for things like plastic silverware, napkins and lighters… for their grandmother. It took a couple weeks for the smoke smell to come out of Micah’s pack and play when we got home. Lesson learned: you get what you pay for. Then again, I wasn’t paying, so I can’t complain too much.

This time, I got to pick the hotel. How did Eric’s dad know it was my birthday? It wasn’t, but it felt like it! I chose Spring Hill Suites by Marriott in Florence by the airport. It was a huge room, with two queen size beds, a sofa bed, two flat screen TVs, a desk, two bathrooms, a mini fridge and a sweet desk. It also had free breakfast and free internet. It even had ARTWORK. Compared to Motel 6, it was like staying in the Whitehouse. And wouldn’t you know, the toilet seat did not stick to my rear.

2% Of Drivers Pick Their Nose

During a family road trip this weekend, I caught a glimpse of a driver in the next lane picking his nose. Don’t people realize that your vehicle is not exactly private on the open highway? Periodically he would inspect his finger. I laughed so hard. We were clocking a lot of hours on the road and solitaire can only keep a person entertained for so long.  I was intrigued by one burning question: how many drivers could I catch picking their nose? And… what else would I find Ohio drivers doing on the freeway?

I decided to count 100 drivers. If I could see them, I counted them. I kept a tally on the back of a piece of hotel stationery.

I expected to find a lot of distracted drivers, but I was surprised to find that most people were doing exactly what they were supposed to… nothing. Well, nothing but staring at the road in front of them.

I caught one guy mid yawn while dialing and driving. That guy should not have been on the road. Tired and texting? Bad idea!

After counting 100 Ohio drivers, I found…

2 out of 100 drivers pick their nose behind the wheel. 6 scarf on junk. 14 chat with a passenger. 4 scratch… something. 7 talk on their cells. 5 smoke.  And the rest just drive.

Totally useless information, but a fun game to play on the road.

I’m THAT Babysitter

Today I’m over at my friends’ apartment with Micah and we’re keeping their 3-year-old daughter company, also known to some people as “babysitting.”  The little one is napping and the not-as-little one is watching Spongebob, so I have a moment to write. Do you know how much fun it is to play with a 1-year-old and a 3-year-old at the same time? They are hilarious. I hope Barry and Jayna don’t get a complaint from their neighbors about the noise this morning. You know, I just couldn’t help myself.

It was raining pretty steadily all morning, but it didn’t get crazy until after snack time when all of  a sudden it just started downpouring outside. It was the kind of rain that soaks you to your skivies when all you’re trying to do is run from the front door of the grocery store to your car. If you have to put groceries in the trunk, you can count on looking like you jumped in a pool by the time you get into the driver’s seat. I’m so glad I was inside… Anyway, when the rain started crashing into the pavement outside, I half-yelled in a high pitched voice I reserve for the three-and-under set, “Oh my! It’s raining cats and dogs!” And don’t you know, they started barking and meow-ing out the window. Did I encourage it and join in? Of course, I did. Some guy went outside to check the mail (why on earth didn’t he wait 15 minutes?) and I couldn’t help but wonder if he heard the “OOOOOOO WOOF WOOF MEOOOOWWWW WOOOOOOO WOOOO WUF WUF MEOOOOW” coming from our patio door. He never made eye contact, but then again, if I went out to check the mail and I heard screaching cats and dogs, I’d try not to look, too.

The rain stopped, but we’ve been playing inside anyway. It’s still sticky outside and I’m not a fan. Chasing each other around, hide and seek (even if they don’t quite get the concept), the hokey-pokey, and lots of sippy-cup refills have been on the menu. I can’t help but imagine what it will be like when Micah’s older and we have another rug bug getting into stuff. It’s probably a good thing we live in a house and not an apartment where noise levels are an issue.

It Only Took Three Years to Get Here

We bought our house almost exactly three years ago. Besides a small back patio built  from red pavers, we have done absolutely nothing to the outside of the house. It looked super boring. We were the only house in the whole neighborhood without some type of landscaping in the front. The only reason we haven’t done anything is because we really couldn’t afford to.

A few weeks ago I came up with a plan to landscape our yard for $0.

Behind our house is a giant pile of limestone rocks left over from when they dug out our lot. Our neighborhood is practically built on top of an abandoned rock quarry. I can’t imagine how they even dug our basement, because I can barely dig a six inch hole for a small plant. It really stinks for landscaping, planting trees, growing grass, etc. The upside is we have access to all these nice rocks that normally cost people a nice chunk of change. I decided they would make a great border for my garden.

Then I happened to drive by a free mulch yard on my way to Walmart a few weeks ago. (I took a different way in hopes of discovering a shortcut. It was definitely not a shortcut, but I did find the mulch place.) It’s self service – you can take as much as you want as long as you’re a homeowner and not a contractor.

The gears in my head were turning.

I really got excited when some friends of ours mentioned they were digging up two shrubs and wanted to know if we would like them. Um, yes!

The final piece of the puzzle was I was going to have Eric and his dad dig up a tree in the empty lot next to us (it just randomly started growing in the hole there last summer) and put it in our yard.

The only dumb part of my great landscaping plan was I picked the hottest day of the summer to execute it.

I think it hit 90. At least it was dry heat.

Things didn’t go exactly as planned. We weren’t able to get the shrubs because our friends had a family reunion today. We’re going to get them another time instead. Also, Eric and his dad were not able to dig up any trees. It seems all these little trees around us have miraculously grown into the rock and there is no way to get them out. I feel bad for the contractors if they decide to come back and build on that lot. What a mess. In the meantime, Eric’s dad said he’d take me and my sister-in-law, Christie, to pick out a few plants and a tree. He knew I really wanted a tree and was disappointed that my free tree plan had failed.

First we went to Menards. The whole way there I was sitting in the back of the van with Micah in some serious heat. The van’s A/C broke a while ago and so it was like a sauna. No, it was worse than a sauna. I thought I was going to die.

I think I need to carry a cup of water everywhere I go like Micah does. He was sucking that thing down until we got to Menards.

I should mention that the whole day, Micah wanted nothing to do with me because “Gaga” was around. Apparently Grandpa trumps mom now! I think it’s funny that Micah started calling his grandpa “Gaga” today. Gaga? Gaaa!

Menards had nothing but tall $50 trees. We hopped back in the oven and drove to Lowes.

Lowes only had evergreens. Luckily I do like evergreen trees. I picked one out that said the full grown height is around 40 feet. Oh yeah, I’m going to have a humongous Christmas tree in my front yard… in about ten years. I also snagged a cheap fern and a hosta.

On the way home we swung through the drive through at Sonic for happy hour. Slushies (and apple juice) all around! It’s the only reason I didn’t pass out.

We dropped slushies, Christie, and Micah back off at the house, grabbed a few shovels and headed to the mulch place. We put a tarp down and filled up the whole back of the van with mulch. It didn’t take long because one of the shovels was a giant snow shovel. When we brought the mulch back, I had to stop working because I was so hot that I became ill. It was not fun. Eric’s dad and sister hit the road after a bit and then I hit the couch. I waited until it was close to sunset, and then I went back out and finished.

Here is my cute little fern…

My hosta…

My sweet rock border & mulch… thank you, Christie, for helping me find rocks and carry them all the way to our front yard!

We left room for the two shrubs. The larger one will go in front of the hose and the smaller one will go directly in the middle in front of the window. I’m planning on adding flowers and some other plants in the spring. It’ s a little late for that now.

Here’s my cute little evergreen…

As you can see, by the time I finished and cleaned everything up, it was getting pretty dark. Eric was so nice to take care of our little buddy and put him to bed while I was outside working. Micah did hang out with me for a little while in his pack and play. He kept calling my name while I was digging. “mom mom mom mom mom…. ” What a goofy kid!

In the end, we only spent about $12 for everything. It’s not free, but it’s still pretty good. Once we get the shrubs in, it will look a lot fuller. Eventually it will be packed with plants.

Sidewalk Chalk

At Eric’s softball game the other night, Micah found a bunch of kids playing with sidewalk chalk and joined in on the fun. I have a box of this stuff, but never imagined he’d get the concept so early. He loved it! I am going to break out the old clothes and chalk and have some fun in our driveway as soon as it cools down. (Supposed to be 91 today!)

Life Since the Allergy Diagnosis

The way I prepare, cook and eat food has changed a lot since we found out Micah has multiple food allergies. You would not believe how crazy meal planning becomes when dairy is out of the mix. Most of the recipes you find on sites like Campbell’s or Taste of Home contain some form of cheese, cream, milk, butter or other dairy product. Certain ingredients are easy to replace with olive oil, apple sauce, palm oil shortening, or even water. There is no replacement for cheese. (Well there is but we can’t eat that either. Plus it looks really gross.)

Micah is allergic to soy, dairy, eggs, peanuts, tree nuts, and a few other things that we don’t need to worry about too much (like green peas, very small allergy, nearly non-existent). What’s left? We eat a lot of homemade crackers, homemade bread, fresh fruits and vegetables, as well as proteins like turkey, chicken and tuna. One of our favorite vegetables is steamed asparagus with lemon and tarragon. For breakfast, Micah loves homemade (egg-free, dairy-free) pancakes and bananas. Dessert can be tricky, but today I discovered a way to make ice cream out of frozen bananas, so that will be a nice cheap alternative to traditional ice cream.

In general, we eat a lot healthier now. We can’t have most pre-packaged foods, so that eliminates a lot of excess fat, sugar and sodium in our diet. We can’t eat cheese (holy moly, it has a lot of calories anyway, don’t you know?). We are eating a lot of fruits and tons of vegetables. We only eat poultry and fish. We don’t use butter anymore – that’s huge!

Micah’s eczema cleared up and his frequent diarrhea disappeared since we eliminated the problem foods. I have noticed a huge change in the way I feel as well, which makes me wonder if I really am the culprit for Micah’s allergies. We learned that many food allergies are passed down in families. Eric’s stomach is pretty much a steel tank. The only thing that upsets his stomach is soy. I can eat soy without issues, so I’m guessing Micah’s soy allergy is from Eric. The rest of the allergies however, I’m inclined to think are from me. The confirmation came last night after eating two slices of pizza. I haven’t eaten cheese in quite a while, but after eating this pizza, my stomach was really cramping up. Later on that night I started developing a lot of… well… AIR! Yeah, gross, I know. But I’m starting to think I might be allergic to the same foods as Micah and I have just become accustomed to always have digestive issues. I’m finally going to be getting health insurance (that’s another post) and I think I’ll be getting tested for food allergies. I would rather know and eliminate those foods so I can feel good!

Create a Custom Frame and Logo with a Photoshop Action

Ever since I discovered that some of my images are popping up in Google Image Search, especially when you search for pregnancy, I realized I should start “signing” my photos. I have played around with different formats, but ultimately I have settled for a frame with my site address. A lot of photographers watermark the actual image, and I understand why, but I’m all about sharing the love. I’d like the return traffic, thus the blog address, but I’m not worried about someone “stealing” my images. If I was, I wouldn’t put them on a public blog!

Nevertheless, marking my images for this blog was taking up a lot of time, to the point where I wasn’t posting as often. Then I decided to create a Photoshop action that would resize, frame and mark my image all in one click. It’s simple to do!

This action assumes you prefer a set width for your photos like I do. If you want to set a max height for portraits and max width for landscapes so the overall size is the same, you’ll have to create two separate actions. Personally, I like my photos to fill the width of the blog column, so if they are portrait, they are really tall. I like that.

Also, if you want to use your own logo rather than text, you should make sure it is ready before starting this action. (See step seven for details.)

Step One – Open up an image in Photoshop. It doesn’t really matter which one, because you’re only going to use it to create the action. You can simply discard the changes when you’re done if you don’t want to run the action on this test image. For this tutorial, I will use a photo I took of Micah during yesterday’s “photoshoot.”

Step Two – Create a new Action. Click on the little button in the Action panel that looks like a turning page. Then, name your action. It doesn’t matter what you call it. You could even name it the “Awesome Action,” as long as you remember what it does. Once you create the action it will instantly start recording. Everything you do from this point until you hit the little stop button, will be recorded in the action.

Step Three – Resize your image to 50 pixels less than your goal width. This will give you room to put a 25 pixel white border around your image. Obviously, if you want the border to be smaller, use that figure. If you want the border to be 10 pixels, then resize the image to be 20 pixels smaller than your goal width. When I say goal width, I mean the max width of the photo as it should display on your blog. For my blog, the largest photo that will fit is 575 pixels, so at this point in the action I resize my image to a width of 525.

To resize, use the key command Alt+Ctrl+I (press and hold Alt and Ctrl and hit “I”). Make sure the little box by “Constrain Proportions” is checked, otherwise your image will be all wacky.

Step Four – Duplicate your background layer. This is so you can add a drop shadow later. Simply right-click the background layer and select Duplicate. You can leave it named “background copy” if you wish.

Step Five – Change the canvas size – twice. Use the key command Alt+Ctrl+C to open the Canvas Size dialog box. Click the check box next to “Relative.”  The first time you’ll add 50 pixels to the height and width, with the anchor in the center so that extra canvas is distributed evenly on all four sides. The second time, you’ll click the top center square for the anchor so that all the arrows point down and out, which will only add an additional canvas to the bottom. The second time, you should not add any pixels to the width by leaving it at zero. Set the height to 50. Be sure that the drop down box next to each number is set to “pixels” and not inches. Also be sure to set the canvas extension color to “white.”

When you’re done your image should look like this:

Step Six – Add a drop shadow to your background copy layer. This is super easy to do, make sure you have the duplicate layer selected and go to Layer > Layer Style > Drop Shadow. Set the Distance, Spread and Size to 10, 5 and 10 as shown below.

Step Seven -You have a choice to make here:

Add your text. Using the Text tool, click somewhere in the white space below your image and start typing. Set the paragraph style to center. Everything else is up to you. Click on your Move Tool (the default arrow) again so you can select the text layer and the background layer at the same time. Do this by holding down the Ctrl key and clicking each layer in the Layers panel. Then go to Layer > Align > Bottom Edges and then again Layer > Align > Horizontal Centers.

OR

Add your logo. Create a Photoshop document (with a white background) that is the same size as your bottom white square area (for this tutorial that is 575 x 100) and design your logo on it. Do this ahead of time, before beginning your action. Then, for step seven, instead of adding text, go to File > Place and choose your logo. Hit “enter” to place it (don’t resize) then go to Layer > Align > Bottom Edges. Personally, I like this method better than text because I have more control over spacing and I can add an image such as a logo. Even though my “logo” is just text, I found that it was much easier to get it centered perfectly by making it an image first.

Step Eight – Flatten the image (right click the background layer and select Flatten)

Step Nine – Stop recording your action. Simply hit the little square in the Action panel. Your action is done and ready to use!

To use your action, open up an image and double click the action, or open several that you want to use and use the File > Automate dialog box. Automation could be a whole other tutorial by itself, so I’m going to assume you know how to use Actions this way.  If not, I’m sure you can find it on the internet somewhere. I’m to0 exhausted to go through that right now! :)

Note: The pink is my Photoshop background color, not part of the image. If you are sick of staring at a gray background like I was, you can change the color under Edit > Preferences > Interface.

Favorite Picture Ever

Last night I watched a few tutorials about shooting in manual mode and learned quite a few things that I never knew before. Of course, it was dark already, so I had to wait to try out some of the new techniques until this morning. After Micah was done eating, I threw a blanket over the back of his high chair and scooted him over in front of the white wall by the window.  I gave him a measuring cup and a potholder – a perfect distraction. I ended up with one of my favorite photos of him – ever! I think it captures Micah perfectly, especially because he is always playing with my potholders! He was trying to wear it like a hat. What a goofball!